Swagify makes it easy to earn the respect of fellow scrubs as you sign up to XBOX LIVE and the like for the first time. All the other kids are doing it. Try typing in a username you might use to register on a website.

The slogan, button text, and Swagifications (tm) are all randomly generated. You can look at the JavaScript if you want to.

I made this because I thought it would be funny. You can talk to me about it if you want. @_notlikethis

Credit to Ollie Hogue, a literal 12-year-old, for the idea of randomly generated swagifying of text.